so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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