end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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