So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
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