ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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