i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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