what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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