I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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