i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Its about making memories worth repressing
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
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