wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Randomize