How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Randomize
