Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Randomize
