Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Randomize
