there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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