We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Randomize
