Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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