so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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