I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
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