She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I love you. Go after that dick
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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