So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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