this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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