Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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