What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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