Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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