If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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