So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
We are all done wearing pants today
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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