Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I'm just crazy horny about you
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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