I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
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