then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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