Christians are straight up FREAKS
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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