Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
you made out with another girl for some wings
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
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