11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
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