My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Wtf did i hit my head on?
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