they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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