He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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