Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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