Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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