Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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