he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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