so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
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