All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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