wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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