I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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