Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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