I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
why is half of my head shaved?
Randomize
