We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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