Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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