She's JV to your varsity
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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