ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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