Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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