So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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