you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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