he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
