if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
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